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An asian guy that wears 600 dollar Jesus sandals, claims he is a hype beast but he likes PBR, beanies, not washing his skinny jeans, Coachella, music that "is too cool for the radio, " and thinks he can beat everyone in the world at Smash Bros. He usually gets nicknamed Dirty. When you tell these people they are hipsters they try to deny it because to admit one is a hipster is anti hipster.
"Man dirty you are a hipster!"
Dirty: "How am I a hipster?"
All the douche like qualities of hippies but less fun drugs
You: Met a hippie chick that wouldn't trip with me.
Me: Most likely just a hipster twat.
A hipster is basically someone who thinks because you like mainstream things they are superior to you and they are 9/10 the ones who complains constantly about music in the current time but are the same ones that praise the music that they used to insult back in the days. They will typically insult anyone who likes mainstream music because they.....think they are not independent thinkers.
Non-hipster: Oh I like this song
Hipster: I don't
Non-hipster: Okay, what do you think is wrong
Hipster: It's brainwashing you and I don't want to be a corporate lap-dog, it's making you a follower so no one should like it.
Non-hipster: Get those negative and stereotypical superiority feelings away from me.
Some dumb WR weener who thinks they are cool but are actually a chav. They wear expensive brand clothes and usually skinny jeans and vans
Did you see that hipster over there? They think they are so cool
A conformist to non-conformity.
If they use the word "mainstream" more than once in a conversation, you're dealing with a hipster.
A hipster is an entitled individual that gets upset when something they like becomes popular without their permission.
Ex.: The movie became so successful, its director had risen out of obscurity much to the dismay of her hipster audience.
A guy from Kilkis that moved to London to dress like a peacock and drink flat whites with oat milk while eating avocado toasts in East London
- Hey man, do you want to go for kokoretsi?
- I'm sorry man, I'm vegan now
- What a hipster!