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hipster

An asian guy that wears 600 dollar Jesus sandals, claims he is a hype beast but he likes PBR, beanies, not washing his skinny jeans, Coachella, music that "is too cool for the radio, " and thinks he can beat everyone in the world at Smash Bros. He usually gets nicknamed Dirty. When you tell these people they are hipsters they try to deny it because to admit one is a hipster is anti hipster.

"Man dirty you are a hipster!"
Dirty: "How am I a hipster?"

by CHOAD87 December 26, 2016


hipster

All the douche like qualities of hippies but less fun drugs

You: Met a hippie chick that wouldn't trip with me.

Me: Most likely just a hipster twat.

by spikel August 8, 2014


hipster

Some dumb WR weener who thinks they are cool but are actually a chav. They wear expensive brand clothes and usually skinny jeans and vans

Did you see that hipster over there? They think they are so cool

by WR weener August 16, 2013


hipster

A guy from Kilkis that moved to London to dress like a peacock and drink flat whites with oat milk while eating avocado toasts in East London

- Hey man, do you want to go for kokoretsi?

- I'm sorry man, I'm vegan now
- What a hipster!

by gelost February 13, 2020


hipster

Trying too hard to not try hard.

Hipster: I don't know how I will be able to make it through the day if I wear this awful mainstream garbage. I need to be unique as can be.

John: Shut the fuck up you special snowflake, go drink bleach and cleanse the disgrace of your inner-self.

by curmudgeon001 December 17, 2013


hipster

A person that knows all the new trends. A fancy type person that wears fancy jackets, fancy shoes, and fancy pants. A favorite alcoholic beverage for a hipster is a Moscow Mule.

Bartender: What would you like to drink?
Asian Hipster Girl: I'll take a fancy Moscow Mule to match my fancy jacket and fancy jeans. Thank you.

by badfish415 November 11, 2015


hipster

People usually in their late teens or younger stages of adulthood who base their social identity around counter-culture, alternative music, the arts and social justice.

Hipsters are often seen as pretentious due to carrying with them an air of superiority while having achieved little of note personally. They like the idea of academia but contribute nothing much of value in the academic world and they like the idea of a social revolution but are generally unwilling to risk their usually comfortable lifestyles to achieve this.

Hipster identity is usually based around rejection of the mainstream and ironic use of mainstream fashions that have fallen out of style. Certain types of clothing and fashion accessories have actually come back into style as a result of popularisation by hipsters - they fail to see the irony in this.

Look at the top definition for hipsters on Urban Dictionary. How much of a pretentious ass does someone have to be to write paragraph after paragraph of such self-aggrandising nonsense?

by StopBeingPlebs September 29, 2016