Hitch Hotch

A hoe ass bitch that constantly gets on one's nerves.

WOMAN! YOURE BEING A DAMN HITCH HOTCH!

bitch with a hitch

someone who has an other half, often a partner or close friend

look over there there's the bitch with a hitch

bike hitching

Just another term for drugs.

Does anyone want to go bike hitching tonight?

resting hitch face

The happy smiling face a seasoned hitchhiker wears while thumbing a ride.

Did you see that dirty hippy get that ride in only 5 minutes, he had resting hitch face.

hitch spot

hitch spot.

hitch spot.

Hitch rules

When a male cums 90% of the time and a woman cums 10% of the time.

Friend: Do you make you girl cum when you have sex?
Me: We go with the Hitch Rules, she gets off 1 out of 10 times while i get off the remainder.

eat my hitch

When you are driving a big ass dually and someone wants to ride your ass

Or

When you want someone to suck your dick (male) or eat your ass (female)

This dude in a tundra can eat my hitch!! Always riding my ass!!