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Homework is a piece of shit

by Sad procrastinating student April 14, 2015


Homework

A fucking time waster that the teachers have to set to torcher us even tho we spend 6 shitty hours in school doing shit. I think only people who want to do should do because I already go to shitty school then set like 4 more hours of shitty homework that's like 10 shitty hours of shitty school that is shit.

I don't want to spend ma child hood doing homework because that's just a shit life :)

Teacher: Bob do u have ur 52678383 word essay I set yesterday as homework ?
Bob: no because a normal fucking person can't With 526 however many words in like 14hours
Teacher: THAT IS NOT FUCKING GOOD ENOUGH YOU HAVE A 5 HOUR DETENTION AFTER SCHOOL FOR THE REST OF UR LIFE :)

by That person333 May 18, 2016


homework

what you should be doing right now

i am not an idiot. you know what homework is. now stop wasting your time on urban dictionary and get back to it.

by TheRealSlamB36 May 11, 2020


Homework

A time designated to:

a: Use Facebook
b: Masterbate

Honey what are you doing up there?" "Homework, Mom."

by bbucks September 23, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


homework

Tortorous crap you have to do after learning for 7 hours a day. Teachers find it amusing to watch the students suffer. If you don't have your homework done they freak on you and if you have a real reason why you didn't do it they don't believe you. Not even lieing my dog seriously ate my homework and the teacher didn't believe me. On top of getting approximently 5 hours of homework we have to take tests. Tests are the official punishement. K. I didn't fall asleep in your class isn't that good enough? No. Teachers keep expecting you to do all this stuff but yet they can't grade papers. I have to wait one month to get my homework back and by that time the grading periods almost over. And if it couldn't get worse we have 20 pound book and I had to bring three home. Yeah now my fricken back has a kink in it. How about I drop a teacher off in the middle of no where and make her walk with a 60 pund back pack? That'd be mean and I am not a mean person.

Me: I got a kink in my back yesterday :/
Parent : How? You don't have time for sports with all that homework.
Me : I know, it was because of my 60 pound backpack I had to walk home with on my damn birthday!!!!!!!!!!

by CrEePeR aLeRt February 5, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


homework

A waste of time that teachers come up with to make you bust your ass doing something that will not be of any value to you at all. Not only that, but it's generally on a subject that isn't even relevant to what you want to do in life. Guess what teachers, "What is it stupid kid who's protesting against homework?" kid's life-long passions are being weathered away by all the fucking homework you pour on us, and the only thing between making you "capable" and "incompetent" is a piece of paper that says "I'm smart, give me a good job!"

This kind of horseshit should be determined by your future employer. Not only that but homework is something that's obviously done at home after school hours, now what is wrong with this picture folks? If you want to get someone to learn about something, do it in the place you're supposed to do that in the first place. After school is the time that most kids should be able to look forward to. I don't, because it'll just be more fucking work.

All in all, homework is a bad idea, because it deprives students of morale, sleep, life-long dreams, and entertainment time. How much would it suck to be a teacher who had one of those students who did no homework, but very well on the tests who didn't get accepted to college just because his diploma said he made a C average. Homework is next to pointless, something I don't give a fuckton of shits about, a dream-killer, and should be shunned completely from society.

Teacher: You're making Cs in all of your core classes just because of your homework.

Student: I don't see why it matters, why don't you just exempt me from all homework for the rest of my school life? That takes care of that, I get As across the board.

Teacher: You don't get it, this will help you succeed.

Student: No it won't, it's just dragging me down to the ground.

Teacher: If you would just do your homework...

Student: God damn it! You just fail to listen to reason don't you!?!?! My reasoning is completely legit! You know what, maybe that's what I should do at home, write a 10 page essay describing why homework is inexplicably pointless! GOD DAMN!!!

Teacher: ..........

Student: Like I even give two shits.

by Phoenix_89 January 20, 2010

25๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


homework

A piece of work, given by school so as to be done after school. Usually collected for credit, and has a due date. Sometimes can be done online. It has no plural.

Teacher: Questions from 1 to 105 in the MATHEMATICS book is for homework. Its is due tomorrow.

Student: Odd or Even numbers.

Teacher: All, and will be collected tomorrow before the quiz.

by Engineeing students who knows the meaning of A HOMEWORK November 14, 2005

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