Big honking

something that Hayden isn't.

hayden isn't a big honking

shit honked

New England jargon for "Wicked Fucked Up"

"Dood. I was wicked pissah drunk last night. Completely shit honked!"

honk and bonk

Vehicular homicide

Sir we have nine reported cases of a honk and bonk

Michigan honking

Applying a bike horn to someones genitals and honking with such intensity that they vomit up their intestines

I am going to give Dan a Michigan honking

Honking goose

A simultaneous squeeze of one or multiple breasts followed by an immediate wet fart, because geese love the water

Guy: what did you do with that girl last night ?
Dude: She was crazy, I pulled off the honking goose

honked

Getting something stolen or getting tricked into buying a useless product.

Abby got honked on that worthless used car.

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honk bag

A reality show where people just whomp on trashbags full of squeaky toys.

"Honk bag is America's future national pastime."

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