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Hover

When you have to use the bathroom really bad and the only toilet available is really dirty. You have no choice but to go into that stall, pull down yer panties, straddle over the toilet to avoid sitting down on the shit-infested seat, maybe pull your buttcheeks apart with your hands, and unload straight into the hole, then look down hoping you had a good aim.

Sally had to hover over the toilet while using it because some moron forgot to wipe her period blood off the seat.

by rosenovarocks March 11, 2022


The Hover

A truly remarkable feat of concentration and resonance, which has an effect of levitation a few feet above the attic, when 3 or more people join hands and produce the frequency that cannot be heard. A competent ground crew is recommended, particularly if one or more people in the group cannot be trusted to maintain absolute focus, in the face of seemingly insurmountable odds, to simply produce the specific frequency, and to conceal the position of the participants high above the attic, ideally in the lower stratosphere, if the harmonic resonance approaches the upper limits of sonic viability, without causing shockwaves.

The Hover would have worked , if Gahrsten VanVöchenstein listened to the experienced hovers, and stayed as part of the ground crew, so that Broccoli Rob would be unaware of the altitude we had achieved.

by ellsworthtoohey January 23, 2018


Hunter Hover

When a rider causes a horse to canter to an 18inch jump with its head sideways

“Omg did you see Jessica doing the hunter hover in the cross rail division?!”

by Horzeluver56 May 28, 2022


butt hover

the accomplishment of lifting all four limbs (legs and arms) off the bed, ground... while having anal sex in the doggy style position. 5 seconds in air counts as a completed butt hover

george - this morning i was anal fucking yvonne doggy style and attempted the butt hover. success for like 8 seconds!

by 8ivel8 May 18, 2011


The hover maneuver

Circle the nipple twice with index finger and press in on the nipple

“Do the hover maneuver on me

by The Weeb Scientist February 10, 2022