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Kid: Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D
Mom: I died 34 years ago
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1: how do you get dick from richard
2: ask him nicely
How a person tastes.
"I had a few, got drunk on you and now I'm wasted,
And when I sleep I'm gonna dream of how you tasted..."
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As Adam W. would say " I Been Teain since i been Teain!
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how long have you known the person in question?
person#1. how long you been knowing him/her?
person#2. I been knowing him/her for long time
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this phrase means how can someone stand out from everyone else but still able to blend in the environment
He makes rock music
She makes landscape paintings
but are still able to have a conversation about the two and relate
"how do you mis the match? but, match the mis?"
This is what you say to someone who's Macintosh computer just crashed so to remind them that owning a Mac doesn't make them better of a kind.
Essentially the Good Will Hunting version of "on Linux that wouldn't happen".
Bob {presenter}: "To conclude this talk let me show you..."
{Clicks his MacBook to switch to next slide in the presentation when the computer crashes and a white screen fills the conference room, while he fumbles in a futile effort to fix it}
Alice {from the audience}: "
How do you like them Apple?!"
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