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"It's the hulk...."
An annoying song that should be banned from all media devices.
Do a google search on The Hulk Song.
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The Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much better when having sex, as it's easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck.
Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner's getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his Hulk Smashes.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived the hulk smash he dealt out.
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The hulk shlong is also known as the Hulk's penis it is as big as 3 football fields or in other words 300 yards. The Hulk Shlong is a force not to be reckon with.
Hey look thats as Big as Hulk Shlo... Shh!! Dont say that it will get you.
How many Hulk Shlongs does it take to fill up a football field. Only 1 because there is only one.
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A popular toy inspired by the Hulk comic book character.
"Nobody messes with me when I have my 1337 hulk hands!"
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The drunken hulk is a concocsion that Charlie Sheen created on 2 & a half men that includes Scotch & Nightquil.
Charlie:
"I'm so sick, I should probably go out side for some fresh air... with some nyquil... and some scotch"
<Heads out side>
"Rose, what are you doing here?"
Rose:
"What am I doing here? What are you drinking?"
Charlie:
"The Drunken Hulk!"
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(N.) The most popular and well known WWe wrestler of all time. He used to wrestle bak int he WWF days and had an Irish Whip Big Boot as a finisher. He is known by non-wrestling watchers as "That Wrestling dude who told me to eat my prayers and say my vegetables and/or vitamins." Nowadays, he is in his late 60's and stars in a reality show on VH1 called "Hogan Knows Best."
The WWe's Muhammed Hassan and Khosrow Daivari were given the humilating task of having to "job" (get beaten up in a wrestlinmg match) by old-man Hulk Hogan and his 6' britney-wannabe daughter, Brooke Hogan.
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the act of carrying a woman over your shoulder to a remote location with the intent of partisipating in consentual angry sex.
Kim and I got into a fight last night and we got so turned on I had to hulk a ho.
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