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Not a real Hummer, this one is for rich people (usually women) who think they can be cool.
It gets an amazing 12 mpg, and you wonder why the gas prices are so high?
You got a Hummer 2? hahahha
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When recieving a blowjob you tell your significant other that you are about to cum, but instead you pee in her mouth. While pissing in her mouth the male must scream, "Thy golden hummer!." The female must sing, "The One," by Shania Twain
"Yea i gave my girl the Golden Hummer last night, she was guzzling my wee-wee juice."
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Hanukkah Hummer - A "hummer" or blowjob given on the evening of Hanukkah. If you're lucky you'll get a Hanukkah Hummer every night for eight days!!!
Mordechai: Hey Moischel, what did you get for Hanukkah tonight?
Moischel: A Hanukkah Hummer of course!
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More than a blowjob; it's when a girl actually hums (thus vibrating her lips) when her mouth has encased your engorged penis or balls in the summer.
Once spring ended I got a summer hummer.
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A specific form of fellatio in which aluminum foil is cupped around the testicles. As fellatio is performed, the giver "hums" (melody optional) such that the high frequency of the sound waves causes the foil to vibrate, creating a stimulating sensation.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl's so hot.
Guy 2: Totally. She really should be giving me a hummer with foil right now.
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Showing your appreciation for the destruction of a Hummer and their owner's excesses by showing them your favorite finger.
"Get your Hummer Salute ready, we are going to drive past a Hummer"
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Girl employed to do nothing other than give you a hummer
"when i win the lottery, i am getting a hummer girl"
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