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When a woman sticks her tongue flat out of her mouth and a man presses his penis against her tongue and begins ejaculating as he still presses his penis against her tongue.
Greta and Mark did the Hungarian Flytrap many times on their honeymoon.
When your partner takes a shit and you shove a kit kat bar in their ass and let the chocolate melt and you give them a rimjob and hope it’s chocolate not shit
“Dude did you hear Kevin won the Hungarian Lottery?”
“Yeah but Donovan wasn’t so lucky”
When you cut off someones neck sac, grill it, nut on it, and feed to your gf before throwing her off of a building.
Man, I sure do want to Hungarian Choke my science teacher, she's hot but such a jerk.
A condom which has been punctured by a needle in order to cause deliberate pregnancy. Frequently used by Hungarian and eastern European women who have sex with douchebags.
Al: I think that eastern European girl I fucked is pregnant.
Mike: Of course it is Al. You are so stupid, always on the phone that you did not realized she used Hungarian condoms on your dumb ass.
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An insult used to describe people that want to fight all of the time.
"Chill out, don't fight him. You're such a Hungarian Battlewhore."
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When you shit on a blow pop and then make someone eat it.
Friend 1: So you know that guy I gave a Hungarian Cutip to a couple weeks ago?
Friend 2: Yeah, I remember. That was so hilarious, I did it to my girlfriend yesterday because that kind of thing turns her on.
Friend 1: Ummm... the guy I gave it to died yesterday of salmonella.
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When someone puts their dick through a hole in a platter, instead of food, thus surprising their girl when they open the lid.
Girl: “Hey I’m hungry, do you have anything to eat?
Guy: “Yea let me fix you up a Hungarian Breakfast real quick”
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