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It’s an acronym for break up with your girlfriend, I’m bored. from an Ariana Grande Song. It means straight up break up with your girlfriend because I’m bored
Buwyg, ib is is my fav Ariana Grande Song. “Break up with your girlfriend, yuh yuh, cause I’m bored” it means I like you
A subject that should be avoided at all costs. Taking such subject may result in ending up in a concentration camp with no windows and no first amendment rights for 10 or more hours a week, depending on how many detentions one has.
IB Biology? Why did you take that class? gg...
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To be utterly screwed by the IB program.
"IB fucked with this TOK assignment"
"IB fucked by the end of this term"
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When doing a project in school, specifically a lab, changing your data so that your lab provides more favourable IB results and sets you up for a better mark. Even though teachers say the outcome isn't important, grade-grubbing IB students do this to make sure they get the best mark with the least effort.
Victor applied the IB Method to his lab data.
A two year program in which numerous texts are crammed into the minds of teenagers. The IBO assumes that we teenagers can figure out all of the expressionist metaphors in Death of a Salesman and all of the symbolic tragedies and allusions in Hamlet.
Paper 1 - A paper that comprises of an unseen prose or poetry piece, in which the student is responsible for fabricating a commentary on it. Or in short, a paper designed to fail students.
Paper 2 - A student is assumed to know at least 2 works. The student chooses a question and writes a commentary. The IBO knows which books we read and intentionally give us a question we cannot relate to.
IB English Student 1: I was up all night doing homework!
IB English Student 2: Yeah same! I had no idea how the scene between Hamlet and her mother was indicating Freudian concepts...
IB English Student 1: Fuck IB.
IB English Student 2: We should have just taken AP...
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When students participating in the IB program become enraged and uncontrollably ruthless. Often resulting from their lack of ability to understand something completely, immediately. This IB Rage has side affects such as crying, bawling, beating on other students, destruction of property, or the occasional loss of bowel control.
Spanish Class: Take this students, try to understand preterite versus imperfect.
Kyle: NOOO I don't get it............ (throws book/ smashes nearby student on head with bottle/releases feces into pants.... all at the same time)
Andrew: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, KYLE IS EXPERIENCING IB RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
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A class that should be avoided at all costs. A class often taken by overconfident highschool students to make the next two years of the IB program even more hell. After the first 30 minutes of the first class you start to realize that you have made a big mistake . Please avoid at all costs unless you enjoy time in hell.
First person: Hey, why are you so frustrated? It seems like you are dying with chronic heart disease ?
Second person: No, I am just in IB Chemistry.
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