Dropping An Iceberg

When you take a monstrosity of a shit to where a small portion is protruding out of the water.

Guy 1:"Dude you alright? You were in the bathroom for like 30 mins."
Guy 2:"Yeah I'm alright, I was Dropping An Iceberg."
Guy 1:"The fuck did you just say?"

Irish Iceberg

Vanilla Ice Cream and Guinness Float. Invented at Cadet Officer School - Maxwell AFB, Alabama by Maj MB, LtCol OF, and Maj JK. This beverage was created amidst the gathering of colleagues and educators, pilots and businessmen/women and minds of leadership development.

We ran out of Root Beer for a Root Beer Float…I guess I could just make an Irish Iceberg to drown my frustrations.

Iceberg Right Ahead!

A silly phrase shouted by a Titanic lookout when an iceberg was spotted

Lookout: Iceberg Right Ahead!
First Officer: Hard a starboard!
2 and a half hours later
Oh fuck everyone drowned or got hypothermia