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A retard or a cretin with no brain cells or nerves in the arms.
Hey Splay! Shiggity-shiggity-shwa. Guess what, idiot?
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Someone who dares you to throw a pair of scissors at them.
You think I won't throw these scissors at you Thomas, well then you're an idiot.
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An American law student who thinks all distinguished foreign born law professors must speak with an American accent.
An American law student who thinks all distinguished foreign born law professors must speak with an American accent.
During a lecture on contract law the American law student tossed his notes into the air complaining that he could not understand what was being said. After all, the professor did not sound like his mommy, or Dorothy from the "Wizard Of OZ", or the woman who took his coat at the country club. He wanted to know why the professor spoke English without sounding like an American. He also secretly did not like the University hiring women professors with or without a last name he could not pronounce. The rest of the students saw him as a bigot, sexist and idiot extraordinaire; one destined to live a life of pro bono. For their ears were attuned to understand the many accents, nuances and dialects of the American way. Later, this ordinary skill will contribute to their getting hired at a prestigious law firm or becoming a clerk at a Supreme Court.
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Made famous by the best movie ever Napoleon Dynamite!
Napoleon Dynamite : Deb just called me. She pretty much hates me by now.
Pedro : Why?
Napoleon Dynamite : Because my uncle Rico's an IDIOT.
Pedro : Do you have anything to give to her?
Napoleon Dynamite : No. Not unless she likes fish.
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