Let me guess you want me to apologize

Talking about you.

Let me guess you want me to apologize.

Do you want to see my liquorice box?

When you go out with someone and ask if they want to see your liquorice box, you’re pulling a Nigela Lawson. It means do you want to come home with me and get freaky

“Do you want to see my liquorice box?”
“Well… if you’re offering! I do have a sweet tooth!”

Do you want to take a shot at the title?

Do you want to take a shot at the title?
Is what you say if someone hits you. As you might have inadvertently angered them, you say "okay, I'll give you that one for free" insinuating that the next one will cost you.

My dad's new wife pissed off a bikey. He had words with her, and I might add 'not very nice one's'. So my Dad picked up a bar stool and wrapped it around the guy's head. (Do you want to take a shot at the title? Did not apply here in this instance) So he had to lay low for awhile till the bikey got over it.

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You do what you want when you poppin

Once an individual reaches a certain point in life the individual can now do what they want, when they want, where they want. With no restraints.

"Why did you think it was ok to do such a thing"
"You do what you want when you poppin"

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Do you want to know how I got these scars?

What the Joker says to people before telling them a story about how he got the scars on the sides of his mouth in The Dark Knight.

The first story involves his drunk father killing his mother, then cutting the sides of his son's mouth with a knife to make it appear as if he is always smiling. This is where the line "Why So Serious?" is said in the movie.

The second story is different, in which he talks about his wife. He states that he puts a razor in his mouth and moves it around, therefore cutting himself, giving himself more scars.

Story 1: Do you want to know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face!" And...Why so serious?

Story 2: Well, you look nervous. Is it the scars? Do you wanna know how I got them? C'mere...Hey, look at me...So I had a wife. Beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much; who tells me I oughta smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. Hey...One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries; she can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. Hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars! So, I stick a razor in my mouth and do this to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now i'm always smiling!

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treat people the way you want to be treated

what teachers say to prevent school shooters

teacher: treat people the way you want to be treated
what the teacher is thinking: be nice to everyone to prevent school shooters!

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You can lay your legs on me if you want to

Arguably the best, smoothest pick up line known to mankind.

Usually said by a male who is in close proximity to a female, such as two people sitting next to each other on a couch.

An attempt to escalate the level of physicality of a relationship, ideally leading to sex. Often muttered in an incoherent Boston accent.

Male sitting next to a female: "You can lay your legs on me if you want to."

Female: "No thanks."

Male: "Awwp, you don't like me like that? Awwp! Pffh! Awwp!

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