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Immortal Boner

No.

Immortal Boner.

Just stop.

by JohnMaddenFootball August 3, 2014


Immortal Inmates

An infamous gang of yung splif pootang pounder hustlers that scare the shit out of the pussy NZ gang the Mongrel Mob and Black Power

Fuck spread them wide girls here come one of the immortal inmates

by pootangpounder October 27, 2017


Immortality Fail

When a person who is jokingly referred to as "immortal" in memes due to their great longevity and surprisingly good aging actually dies, causing mass hysteria and confusion.

When an immortality fail occurs, it spreads quicker than any other celebrity death. Typically, it takes less than an hour before everyone has heard the news.

The most recent immortality fail as of this post being written is Elizabeth II. With her death, Keith Richards is now the King of Immortals.

by Someone who kinda exists September 9, 2022


Thanato-immortality Complex

A complex where someone constantly wants to die Suicidal Ideation while also having a desire for immortality

Isabel had a Thanato-immortality Complex. She constantly wished she could die, yet always yearned for immortality

by isabel perry May 23, 2024


immortal emo

someone who you should never bring to 200%. someone who will get their emo friends on you if you dont stop making them angry.

aw hell nah that immortal emo nigga at 200%!

by xaeeee October 28, 2022


The Immortals

The immortals are a group of 4. We don’t have a leader. We are pretty much a clut of guys. Here’s the list for all the members so far.

JG: The Muslim
ST: The mad man with the plan
NJ: The anime lover
GG: A comic pro with problems.

Guy 1: hey is that the immortals
Gio: Yup
Noah: yessir
Jihad: yeah boiii
Steven: oh yeah baby

by JihadMcCool September 27, 2021


The immortals

The immortals are a group of 4. We don’t have a leader. We are pretty much a clut of guys. Here’s the list for all the members so far.

Jihad: The Muslim
Steven: The mad man with the plan
Noah: Noah pro fighter lover 247
Gio: A comic pro with problems.

Timmothy: Hey are those the immortals?
Cy: I think so

Jihad: Yup it’s us.

Tim: OMG I NEED TO TAKE A PICTURE

by JihadMcCool September 27, 2021