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The bestest play ever, written by the bestest playwrights ever. It’s a thriller and a comedy and a heartwarming story. YAY
Eliana: omg we must see this new blockbuster
MIA: yes it is the masterpiece of the century
Person: are you talking about impossible friends? I hate that.
MIA and Eliana: smite them
The pussy they give to tranny dudes that ain’t a real pussy
Impossible pussy you doesn’t smell like real thing.
The act of squeezing out a turd while simultaneously flushing so the turd goes straight into the center of the toilet hurricane. Timing has to be perfect to the exact millisecond
Dude, I just sent that poop like mission impossible.
To Tell Your Friend To Look At Something Then Quickly Ejaculate On There Back In A Public Area.
Oh shit man sams wearing the shirt that I did a mission impossible on Hopefully he doesn’t find out.
When two gay dudes do cartwheels trying to high five their weiners but cant so they keep trying.
Tim and Ed try to do the impossible cartwheel but instead always smack each other in the face with their dicks.