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mixing Monster Energy Rehab tea and lemonade with vodka, tasting amazing while still having the power to put you in a coffin.
hey chad, i had a coffin bomb last night and is was amazing with a kick power. i felt like i might end up in a coffin
Anyone who exclusively dates alternative people. I.E goths, punks and everything in between.
Girl #1 - That guy is such a Coffin Chaser, Veronica. C'mon, he only dates the goths. He dated Goth Girl #1 and Goth Girl #2. You don't want him.
Girl #2 - Oh, I didn't know that, Tracy.
Surrendering one's penis by dating someone who is incapable of having sex with (see robbing the grave).
John: Did you hear Robbie's dating a woman who's 72 years old?
Matt: Isn't he like 38?
John: Yeah, he better get a penis coffin because he's robbing the grave.
Dessert that is served at the after party of a funeral or wake.
A: Hey, how was your weekend?
B: Bad. I attended my great aunt's funeral.
A: Sucks, man. Sorry to hear that.
B: It could've been worse. At least they served coffin cake.
A: What?
B: Just a nice-looking cake with black frosting on it. It was pretty good.
A vagina that carries, mutates and causes the outbreak of the condition known as coffin dick. A male's mortal enemy.
Girl 1: "Hey girl my vagina feels corpse like on the inside."
Girl 2: "Oh no you must have spawned a case of that coffin vagina."
Equivalent to the Baby Bat, a goth poser who listens to Marilyn Manson, MCR and the like. Or death metal.
Coffin kids are destroying the reputation of the gothic subculture.
Someone who sleeps on their back with their hands to the side and legs straight out
"Dude I was trying to spoon with her but she's a coffin sleeper and slept like a rock"
"Oh that's the worst man"