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This is a fake loli that says they're a loli even though they are not. They say they're a loli because they think it is cool and that it will get them attention. They are a disgrace to all lolis. A beta loli can also be a person that meets only one requirement for a loli and says they're one anyway.
Lolis have to be short, flat, and young. They may be bottom thicc though.
Ew, look at that beta loli.. she's 5'10 and has tits but calls herself a loli anyway.
Lol that girl says she's a loli just because she's flat. She's like 20 and is 5'6.
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A weak person content with being worse than almost everyone else around them
Sam: “Damnit, I spilled yogurt on my crotch”
Rocco: “You beta cuck. Be better”
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A synthetic android used as a temporary replacement for a living person.
Alex Rogan's beta unit tried to put the moves on his girlfriend Maggie.
Al Gore supports John Kerry, but his beta unit supported Howard Dean.
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A male that is subpar in physical physique and mental capacity making him inferior to other men. The typical beta boi is non confrontational and avoids any kind of dispute. In the presence of an Alpha male, the beta boi subjects himself to the commands of his superior.
When I was lifting the other day a beta boi accidentally bumped into me, he promptly wet himself and left immediately.
While hitting a gnarly chest sesh at the gym I noticed a beta boi was hogging the bench. I promptly made passive aggressive eye contact with him using several mirrors, causing the beta boi to immediately renounce the sacred gym equipment to me.
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A listserve of the zeta nu chapter of the beta theta pi fraternity
Friend 1: Hey brosef, want to rush beta with me?
Friend2: Yeah, they've got some great principles and thats exactly why any freshman would want to join a frat in the first place
Friends 3 months later while looking at zn-beta:
Friend 1:Shit son
Friend 2:Yeah, let's reply all
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Trash game that has bad unboxing system i can't unbox radioactive cuz sack is bad and he mad i got every skin
Marco hates Mossed! Beta cuz he can't unbox the skin
Jona-beta is the face of darkness, resigned to his fate after losing the Caste wars and being banished to the shadow realm (with his fraternal twin Okonkwo). Some of his powers include but are not limited to shadow traveling, blending into dark spaces, emitting a strong magnetic field from his body that attracts bullets from all law enforcement owned weaponry, being first on the affirmative action list.
"Someone turn the lights back on, we have lost Jona-beta!"