I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

Bathtub Milkshake

When You Drink Bath Water (Intentionally or Unintentionally)

My Brother Had a Bathtub Milkshake Last Night

cum in a bathtub

It’s cum in a bathtub now take it

Chad here’s cum in a bathtub take it

Bathtub Wrestling

oral sex in the 69 position in a bathtub that has running water filling it.

Molly and Sam did some Bathtub Wrestling last night.

Bathtub in a Lobster

Not unlike "The Lobster", in that one is performing "The Shocker" with two different women at the same time, only with three people.

This sex act is performed by three women with the hands of each of the other two performing the "The Shocker" simultaneously with in them.

Thumb wrestling around the clit, six fingers in ones vagina and two in ones ass, everyones hands are busy.

Last time we were at a girl pile we orgasmed super hard from the "Bathtub in a Lobster", I knew it was true love as we held hands inside of our other lover, but I lost my ring for a while.

shake dat booty in the bathtub

if you don't watch "the good place" then u don't know what this is

Jason: ayo dis mah hit song! I love you forver ❤ shake dat booty in the bathtub

Chidi: i-

Bathtub Skipper

Somebody who claims to know everything about warships and naval warfare, but actually has little to no real world experience in the field. The naval equivalent of the Armchair General.

There he goes, hating on the Zumwalt destroyers again. He's such a Bathtub Skipper.