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Butt stuff, or sex in general.
I put the turkey in the freezer before coming here
Honey, we better get home so we can put the turkey in the freezer.
Admit it, you just want a Camera Freezer app to freeze your camera cause your getting tired of online school.
(A camera freezer is a app that freezes your camera to make it look like your webcam is lagging very badly)
(Just leave the zoom call and say your internet was not having a good time instead of downloading a app that might be a virus)
Teacher: Explain what antidisestablishmentarianism is.
You: *uses Camera Freezer to freeze camera on purpose*
Teacher: Uhh hello?
The walk you have to make when getting out from underneath blankets to go get another one cause it's so damn cold
"My body went from 98.6 degrees to feeling like -5 after that freezer walk I just did"
Having sex with your ex-wife
John intended to simply meet up with Diane to discuss summer plans for their children but he ended up putting sausage in the freezer.
When you are cloned and your clone is still in its fetus form and is put on ice so when you die you can live on your life as your clone
Andrew: I hope one day we can have freezer babies in our world.i wanna live forever
Vasia: what’s a freezer baby ?
Andrew: it’s your clone that’s put on ice
lyric originally used in the song Sugar rush by BIBI “I don’t need no man for dessert I got popsicles in my freezer”
Popsicle in the freezer = having a dildo in your closet