evidence tubs

A huge gallon tub of evidence carried around by Policy debators. Policy debators usually have a few of these tubs that they have worked on the whole year. The evidence is linked to the current topic and is pulled out by debators during the debate. Most debators spend most of their free time on this tub and its probaly their baby so they will go to any extent to protect their evidence.

Person 1: LOL! Do you so those tiny little asian policy debators?

Person 2: They cant be policy debators, they don't have their evidence tubs!

Person 1: Oh look! They have kids they bring with them to tournaments specially to carry their tubs.

Person 2: Thats so sad..

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Tub Shot

A mixed shot, inspired by the original Tub Girl photo, brewed from the basement of a random college party and up-chunked by many. Tub Shot is as follows:
*1-2 shots of the cheapest vodka you can find, or everclear. (because she's classy)
*1 shot of Monster Khaos energy drink. (for the orange tint and because it's extreme)
*1-2 pinch of powdered cinnamon. (for that extra tub treat)
*drop 1 Alka Seltzer and let that tub fizz rise.

Tub Shot may be taken from a mason jar and poured into your mouth from the Tub Girl position.

"I just tubbed."

"My tub shot came back up..I think I just tubbed."

"Tub Shot is the worst shot I've ever tasted."

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tub trout

refers to feces which has dropped into a body of water other than the toilet -- especially (but not limited to) a bath tub.

"we tried to take a romantic bath, but he let a couple tub trout loose"

"i was sailing with matt, and he had to drop a duece, there was no head on the craft, so he squatted over the side and stocked the lake with a couple tub trout"

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dogs in the tub

When you stick your ballsack in a chick's poopshoot -- your nuts keep tryin to pop back out, just like dogs in the tub.

I had my dogs in the tub last night and my bitch farted all over my nuts.

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scrub a tub

Smearing your dick with low fat mayonaise with help of a squirrel, and then rubbing moist penis over an old rusty tub from pre world war two, this phenomenon occurs primarily in northern latitude countries such as Canada, extra points are awarded if you rub tea bag you testicles into the mayonaise jar, good brands to use are hellman's. Please note, you can also make tuna salad using your balls.

David S, your dick is bleeding, did you scrub a tub?

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tub trumpet

When one places spread buttocks against a bathroom tub and releases flatulence. Creating a loud vibrating noise.

I wanted to anounce my presence in the home so i performed a tub trumpet to make myself known.

tubs world

When you enter a relationship, you enter a new phase of life: Nights on the couch, gazing dreamily into your lover's eyes. Moonlit walks on the beach. Ravenous consumption of rocky road. Twenty pounds. Brunches. Love handles. Acne. Baby showers. Elastic waist pants. Alas, before you know it, your dream of relationship bliss has become a new reality: Tubs World.

Brah: "Hey brah. You surfing Saturday?
Boyfriend: "No. Lila and I are going to the farmers market and Home Depot."
Brah: (blank stare)
Boyfriend: "Tubs world."