you're cool

sacastic way of telling someone that they dont care and to stop bragging about something they did.

girl: OMG i was so drunk last night! and i fucked some random guy haha i wassss soooooooo fucked!"
boy: YOU'RE COOL!

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you're fired

Shows that your services are no longer required; the catch-phrase of Donald Trump from "The Apprentice."

Donald Trump wants to trademark this phrase; talk about slick marketing.

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You're adopted!

A comeback without much reason behind it besides random shock/bewilderment value. It is similar in usage to "You're Face!" or other random things that can be said as a comeback.

NOTE: This comeback is however tricky to use as saying it to a person who IS indeed adopted would be in very bad taste.

NOTE: This term is best used to friends or people you know are not adopted.

Person #1: "I don't understand why you would do that. That has to be the stupidest thing I have ever heard of a person doing!"

Person #2: "Shut up, you're adopted!"

Person #1: I am adopted, you monster!

Person #1: Oh! Well... I... uh...

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you're fired

What Vince McMahon has been saying not only before, but also much cooler than Donald Trump.

Stone Cold Steve Austin, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!

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You're a racist

"You're a racist!" is the defense immediately spewed by any and all politically correct people when someone criticizes a non-white person.

Rational, thinking person: I can't believe we might have to pay for the free education of people that came into this country illegally.

Liberal: You're a racist!

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You're Winner!

A popular phrase that originates from BIG RIGS: OVER THE ROAD RACING. Another form of it can be used as an adjective: WINNER.

1: Wow! This game, BIG RIGS: OVER THE ROAD RACING, is so WINNER! With its WINNER graphics, physics, soundtrack, difficulty, and gameplay!

2: YOU'RE WINNER!

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You're Bomb

You are hot. You're "BAD/BOMB" as in you are very good looking/attractive.

Damn Ashley, you're bomb as hell!

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