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Form of AFL, also known as International Fagball.
A term which refers to the sport and fraternity of Australian Rules Football outside of the Australian continent, as well as the tragic and laughable attempts of this commuinity to expand the game beyond the southern land.
Governed and overseen by a lightweight organisation known as the International Australian Football Council (IAFC) which is widely famous for its extensive collection of funny photographs.
Not to be mistaken with International Rules, an equally poor attempt to give AFL some level of international credibility.
International AFL is played unprofessionally (see: Park Footy) in various global powerhouses such Narau, Denmark, Canada and Senegal. Denmark, home to the largest AFL premiership outside Australia, enjoys enormous levels of success with a reletively low ex-pat player percentage of 99.80% and the largest average attendences of any country in the world, excluding Australia, with a figure of 62. The thriving Pacific island of Narau (pop: 11,000) is also the only country on Earth where AFL is considered the national sport.
Despite the fact that virtually every game of International AFL is played on open farm paddocks and at an inconceivably low standard, the usual AFL mannerisms are still present (see: Scrotum tasting, Arse banditry, Felching, Sausage party).
Half-decent athletes are extremely scarce with obese, bald, uncoordinated shirtlifters seen as the norm.
International AFL is often mistaken by AFL aficionados in southern Australia, primarily Victoria (see: Mexico), as a legitimate federation of participating nations which rivals various other particular sports on an international level eg. Rugby League.
The most famous of International AFL teams is New Zealand's national side. Are known for their outrageously homosexual and insulting rendition of the "Haka". Members of New Zealand's home crowds are said to apparently pull out their pork swords and pleasure themselves during the rendition as a symbol of national unity and pride (see: 21-cum salute).
Known priority International AFL expansion targets:
- Djbuti
- Siberia
- Christmas Island
- Greenland
- Botswana
Person 1: "Hey Digby, did you go down to TEAC Oval the other day to watch the International AFL Cup Final?"
Person 2: "I sure did, Tristen. Free entry, and I only had to share the ground with 15 other people".
Person 1: "Gee I love my International AFL"
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To be pregnant
I wonder how many months she has been internally fluffed!
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When someone eats and eats without getting fat.
Usually thinks about food, and eats when depressed, but no one can ever notice.
"Yo dude...I'm worried. This is the forth time this week that my pantry is empty because of you!!....go see a doctor cuz you is Internally Obese son."
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1) A pimp who has a diverse mix of hos, usually representing many different countries of origin
2) A pimp who is currently pimpin outside his native country
Whatever ho you want I got! I got indian hos, chinese hos, arabian hos! I am an international pimp!
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Bunch of company asskissing retards who throw out grievences filed against a company based on the sex of the person who filed the grievence.
UAW International dismissed the grievence because she didn't have a shlong hanging between her legs.
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A clock that certain people can set to wake up at a set time, without outside interference. Internal clock can vary the "wake time" the user may wake up at an exact time to the millisecond or within 10 minutes. Results vary per person.
Typically the internal clock will allow the user to wake up with very little drowsiness.
To set the internal clock the user must think of the time for at least 3 seconds. Results vary per person.
*Note: if user ignores his internal clock and goes back to sleep they may be more tired than normal when waking up. Not Suggested!
User: We gotta come in to work early tomorrow and my clock ran out of batterys.
Guy: Don't worry just set your internal clock tonight.
-Next day
User: Worked like a charm. Why do people waste money on alarm clocks.
Guy: Told ya so
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Something that jungkook defines himself as.
jungkook: my name is jungkook
rm: scale is...
jungkook: scale is... international playboy
rm: international playboy!
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