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bag night is when you and the homies are all in ur bag. the lights are off, the bag playlist is on, and everyone is depressed
bro: why is Jocelyn Flores on repeat
me: its bag night
bro:
When someone on the iconic social media platform, Snapchat, takes their shirt off and literally parts the Red Sea with their flabs. In the process they have this phenomenal cringe face and takes a picture with the caption: "Night Streaks". The person is also trying to flex while taking the picture and tries to somehow get fully ripped cuzzy. The person is dumb enough to put it on his Snapchat story and someone screenshots the horrendous pesticide with his shirt off and shares it to everyone.
Mum: "Michael, we're having dinner, come join us."
Michael: "One sec mum, I'm doing something in the bathroom, I'll be real quick."
Mum & Dad: "Is he doing "Night Streaks?!"
Michael: "NARRRR!!!! RUUUUUDDDDDEEEEEEE HHHHEEEEEEAAAAAADDDD!!!!!"
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People who Binge watch Internet late Night.
It looks like you didn't sleep well last night!
Oh yeah, I am a Night Fam
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Something you say to a friend announcing you are going to bed.
Chris: Aight I'm calling it a night
Rob: alright, sleep tight.
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A date (regardless of hour) with a morbidly obese woman.
The night at the Oprah with my boss proved to be an utter fukn disaster; couldn't get a rise nor raise.
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An absolutely amazing film starring Mark Whalberg, Burt Reynolds, Julianne Moore, Heather Graham, and John C. Reiley. About the porn industry in the late 70's and early 80's. Slightly pornographic, but whatever, it's still a phenomenal movie.
Dude, I watched Boogie Nights last night...it was intense!
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A song about the spirit of the night man that comes into your room at night and pins you down with his strong arms and you try to fight him but he comes inside you and fills you up and you become him. An invention of Charlie Kelly from It's always sunny in Philadelphia.
Charlie: "It's a song about the spirit of the night man coming inside me and I become him- I become the spirit of the night man."
Mac: "It sounds like a song where a man breaks into your house and rapes you"
Charlie: "where are you getting that from?"
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