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your not invited to my birthday party anymore said the annoying shithead
When you accidentally overcommit to a woman you have no intentions of being in a relationship with.
Everything was going great. We banged a couple times. Then she stayed over one night and I invited her to Boston. Dammit. mistake woman women commitment one night stand sex blowjob player college tddup
When someone invites you to "Come over any time" without actually expecting you to do it.
When Bob texted Ned to find out what time to come, Ned suddenly became unresponsive and Bob realized that he had fallen for yet another American invitation.
When you don’t get invited to the party by your bestie
Were you invited? No I got a woody invite
Well, no, it was that.
Hym "It was the invitation to Nato that started the Ukraine war... Wonder who did that... Right? I'm pretty sure I'm remembering that right, like... There was a treaty that Ukraine couldn't join Nato because it would allow enemy nations to position bombs close to Russia... I'm pretty sure I'm getting this from a YouTube podcast guest who was like explaining the conflict... Yeah... I mean, if I'm wrong then YouTube is spreading dangerous misinformation and they need to be imprisoned for doing that. Probably in Guantanimo... IMPRISON THEM ALL! YOUTUBER GULAG NOW!"
The message you get when you click on the "discord" button on urban's home page
Why are you here tho, like when would you search for aaron and invited?
Me: clicks on discord button
Discord: aaron invited you to join
Me: :D
Someone who gives the pretence of being sociable like "yeah I'm up for meeting up, come over to my place and I'll order some drinks/food in here, can chill" but in reality are too fucking lazy to go to the pub/bar/club/restaurant.
They put forward the pretence of hospitality and sociable behaviour but it's just because they are lazy as shit.
ME: "yo, we still down for meeting up? can head to the The Prince and watch the football?"
House Inviter: "could do, could do, or you could come over here to watch it? I've got some beers and we can order some food in. Way more chill."