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Apple's market-leading music player, offering huge quantities of storage with an incredibly intuitive and simple interface and a sleek design.
See iPod 4G
I have an iPod. Need I say more?
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An extremely large hard drive for music or extremely small hard drive for movies with an extremely small battery life and some p.o.s. software. The ipod is overly priced and will break witin the first year of you owning it. The ipod touch and iPhone are especialy prone to breaking with a fragile screen that WILL CRACK no matter how carefull you are with it. The software will not like a Microsoft Windows PC and will end up dying as a result of a software malfunction, or damaged hardware... Baisicly it will die no matter what.
Jack: hey i just got an iPod to go with my new macbook
Ethan: You know they will both die within the year, rite
Jack: WTF is it doing
Ethan: Oh look at that... it just died. I tryed to tell you apple products were inferiour.
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The end of the world as we know it. These little things of doom have brainwashed people through high pitched frequencies that can not be heard through the human hear directly from the pod itself. These sounds make you want ipods more and more. You will have to pre-pre-order the next model from Japan. These people who have the ipod will not tolerate insults or the tolerate fact that they have been brainwashed by the evil music device. They will call you a liar and try to harm you verbally and/or physically (trust me, i know). In fact, it is more than a music device. Thanks to hackers, you can get INTERNET and EMAIL on these things simply by loading a small program to it(no external hardware added)! Why, and how, could something only designed to play music pick up a wifi Internet signal? Hmm... Remember when you first bought that ipod, you give appple all your info (where you live, phone number, etc) They put that info in to the ipod and their data base so they can track you any where on earth! Ipods most likely have GPS in them to track you. And one day they are going to send you a signal to your pod of death and you will do their bidding. Kill, destroy, ruin all mankind as we know it. So don't support the apocalypse and get a NORMAL mp3 (or mp4) player!
i-person: Check out my 60gb video ipod!
me: those things brainwash you and are a sign of the apocalypse.
i-person: YOU LIAR! YOUR LYING! YOUL NEVER MAKE ME BELIEVE THAT!
me: You're just mad because brainwashed!
i-person: I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR FREAKIN' ARM OFF THEN PUT A PICTURE OF IT ON MY IPOD!
me: :runs away:
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Something people buy to look cool
"hey look, ive got an iPod"
"Sweet, how much did that cost?"
"$599"
"Wow, mine cost half that, for double the capacity"
"yeah but .. im way cooler"
"true true, i want an iPod now!"
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A regular ordinary MP3 / MP4 player that costs 10x more than the standard player.
It's basically an item one tells themselves is better and more qualified than any other media device, yet it requires installing bullshit iTunes, using some special cable that costs an arm and a leg instead of the standard USB 2.0, and ultimately becomes a useless piece of shit when the screen gets scratched.
It's also got an overrated battery that lasts about 40 minutes.
Person 1: DUDE! I just got a new iPod.
Me: *facepalm*
So many people like iPods and are so convinced they are the best, I will be surprised if this comment is even approved.
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a word in urbandictionary.com receiving both positive and negative descriptions. Their reasons are:
for Positive- They just bought one and want to brag about their new hi-tech gadget.
for Negative- They don't own one and desperately want to have one.
Amy: Hey, I like, got my new iPod and it has like 80GB or sumthin. It's like so totally kewl, ya know.
Marco: Wtf, you don't need that piece of shit. f*ckin retard.... (I wish I had one)
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A relatively small device that allows a consumer to convert their CD collection into MP3 format and download their music collection for portable listening pleasure. It costs a lot of dough (buy a Rio or whatever if you’re still mad at the price) because of the exceptional audio sound of not only the device itself, but the home, office, and car accessories it has. If you travel, have a very large music collection, or desire to utilize all of your friends’ and relatives’ music collections, then you should probably invest in an ipod. ipod’s are God’s gift to mankind.
person one: Well, off to work, I'd better make sure my ipod's charged up.
person two: ipods are dumb and expensive.
person one: Oh, what kind of ipod do you have?
Person two: I don't have an ipod, I just like to bitch about things that aren't directly related to me.
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