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1. An MP3 player produced by Apple Computer, Inc. Its nice features include its small size, easy-to-use interface, clickwheel (bar none the best navigation system to date), syncing with iTunes, iTunes itself, polished looks.

2. An MP3 player that is constantly ripped on by people because:

a) It's popular. These are the same people who stop listening to artists because they've "sold out". Shut the hell up.
b) They don't have one, or can't afford them. This is understandable, as they can cost a lot. Buying a second-rate player like a SanDisk, iRiver, Rio for cheaper will end up hurting more than having patience and saving up for an iPod.
c) Sometimes things go wrong with them. This is called 100% of products on the market. Seriously, you expect iTunes, a software made by a company that designs all its own hardware and software, to work on a PC with all of it's mixed-and-matched components, drivers, and parts. Puh-lease. Also, there's a simple reason why more people have problems with their iPods than people do with other players: Because more people have iPods! Duh!
d) They don't come built in with features like an FM tuner, Ogg Vorbis playback, or compatibility with Napster/WMP/etc. Listen, you don't buy a toaster and expect it jerk you off, why complain about something like this. The features that other companies put into their machines to try and excel over the iPod are so trivial and pointless, that it is easy to see why Apple left them off. Have Ogg Vorbis files? Convert them. It's a sucky format. Use Napster? Switch to iTunes, where you actually get to keep your freaking music! If you really think that other players like iRivers and Zens are making up for their huge size, clumsy interfaces, and second-rate software integration, with a goddamn FM tuner and streaming radio, then fine. Just make sure to tell your nurse at the asylum to add a little cyanide to your pudding, you fucking idiot.

Oh yeah. To the guy that said that iTMS was hurting the music industry, take a look at illegal downloading services. Those are what take money out of the artists' pockets. And iTMS is the reason the music industry is thriving. Do you not realize how many more people are purchasing music now that it is immediately available from their computer?

My only regret is that there is no level of logic, facts, or evidence that can counteract the supreme level of stupidity in the people that have defined this word before me.

1. "How do you use the Click Wheel?"
"Spin it around."
*Head explodes in simplicity*

2. "Dude, the iPod sucks, I mean, everybody has one. And, my iRiver can summon Croatian midgets from the dead. Too bad it's fucking impossible to sync and navigate my music, but oh well, I guess little people are cool too."

by Jared Burns February 11, 2006

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iPod

Apple's market-leading music player, offering huge quantities of storage with an incredibly intuitive and simple interface and a sleek design.

See iPod 4G

I have an iPod. Need I say more?

by Carlos Net August 14, 2004

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iPod

An extremely large hard drive for music or extremely small hard drive for movies with an extremely small battery life and some p.o.s. software. The ipod is overly priced and will break witin the first year of you owning it. The ipod touch and iPhone are especialy prone to breaking with a fragile screen that WILL CRACK no matter how carefull you are with it. The software will not like a Microsoft Windows PC and will end up dying as a result of a software malfunction, or damaged hardware... Baisicly it will die no matter what.

Jack: hey i just got an iPod to go with my new macbook

Ethan: You know they will both die within the year, rite

Jack: WTF is it doing

Ethan: Oh look at that... it just died. I tryed to tell you apple products were inferiour.

by *8* November 20, 2009

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ipod

The end of the world as we know it. These little things of doom have brainwashed people through high pitched frequencies that can not be heard through the human hear directly from the pod itself. These sounds make you want ipods more and more. You will have to pre-pre-order the next model from Japan. These people who have the ipod will not tolerate insults or the tolerate fact that they have been brainwashed by the evil music device. They will call you a liar and try to harm you verbally and/or physically (trust me, i know). In fact, it is more than a music device. Thanks to hackers, you can get INTERNET and EMAIL on these things simply by loading a small program to it(no external hardware added)! Why, and how, could something only designed to play music pick up a wifi Internet signal? Hmm... Remember when you first bought that ipod, you give appple all your info (where you live, phone number, etc) They put that info in to the ipod and their data base so they can track you any where on earth! Ipods most likely have GPS in them to track you. And one day they are going to send you a signal to your pod of death and you will do their bidding. Kill, destroy, ruin all mankind as we know it. So don't support the apocalypse and get a NORMAL mp3 (or mp4) player!

i-person: Check out my 60gb video ipod!
me: those things brainwash you and are a sign of the apocalypse.
i-person: YOU LIAR! YOUR LYING! YOUL NEVER MAKE ME BELIEVE THAT!
me: You're just mad because brainwashed!
i-person: I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR FREAKIN' ARM OFF THEN PUT A PICTURE OF IT ON MY IPOD!
me: :runs away:

by Austin Merath September 7, 2006

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iPod

Something people buy to look cool

"hey look, ive got an iPod"
"Sweet, how much did that cost?"
"$599"
"Wow, mine cost half that, for double the capacity"
"yeah but .. im way cooler"
"true true, i want an iPod now!"

by JustinFromAus August 10, 2006

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iPod

A regular ordinary MP3 / MP4 player that costs 10x more than the standard player.

It's basically an item one tells themselves is better and more qualified than any other media device, yet it requires installing bullshit iTunes, using some special cable that costs an arm and a leg instead of the standard USB 2.0, and ultimately becomes a useless piece of shit when the screen gets scratched.

It's also got an overrated battery that lasts about 40 minutes.

Person 1: DUDE! I just got a new iPod.

Me: *facepalm*

So many people like iPods and are so convinced they are the best, I will be surprised if this comment is even approved.

by Da Milkman July 5, 2009

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iPod

a word in urbandictionary.com receiving both positive and negative descriptions. Their reasons are:

for Positive- They just bought one and want to brag about their new hi-tech gadget.
for Negative- They don't own one and desperately want to have one.

Amy: Hey, I like, got my new iPod and it has like 80GB or sumthin. It's like so totally kewl, ya know.

Marco: Wtf, you don't need that piece of shit. f*ckin retard.... (I wish I had one)

by the_proud_nerd August 16, 2009

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