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Making a commercial to let a guy know that a girl doesn't want to sleep with him. It doesn't happen very often, only when necessary to prove that someone is willing to waste money to let someone know that a girl doesn't like him. This can't be done for everyone because it would be too expensive and would take up air time for normal commercials that companies need to advertise their products. If you get rejected via commercial, ask whoever is rejecting you why they decided to make a commercial about it because it is unnecessary, insulting and doesn't occur very often. Ask for the name and contact information of the person that made the commercial. You have the right to know who made the commercial and the reasoning behind it.
If you make a rejection commercial you are a rich douche bag.
adj. when some source of media tries too hard to be sexy/sophisticated/sleek.
Hey did you check out new vid far Circus yet?
I did, and honestly: a tad diamond commercial nasty, for my taste.
the extremely loud volume at which commercials are presented.
Joe: hey dude, why is your TV so loud?
Mark: It's only blaring at commercial volume because it's on commercials.
Freudian Slip for "studio."
Have you ever recorded in a big studio? No have you? No, its not like i've been in a fifty commercial! <--Dumb ass.
spending the day shopping with the girlfriend; going shopping in general with a female when you are not buying anything for yourself; being forced to spend hours at the mall wishing you could escape to something more serene
Tim: Hey man, a bunch of us are going to play basketball around noon, would you like to come?
James: I wish i could but I'm afraid I'll be filming a FloTv commercial. All. Day.
Tim: Sucks Bro. Really sucks.
Something that is dead and should never be used
Gay
Jackson Harris is such a tide commercial.
When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.
I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.