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When vegetarians start beef
When Layla-Ann accused Melrose of having worn leather shoelaces on Monday, I knew the two of them were about to start tofu.
To wake up from morning sex. Especially if the person has trouble getting out of bed in the morning.
Katie Whitney needs her daily dick-start to get out of bed.
Using anal beads, quickly and forcefully remove them from the anus, as if you're pull starting a lawn mower
Stephanie was being such a brat that I used her beads to pull start her and shit went everywhere
When an individual wakes up hungover from drinking the previous night, only to throw together a rum and coke, which is then chugged before the first beer of the day.
Yeah dude, the other day the weather was so nice that me and joey did a carne - start before heading to the lax game.
Created in 1995 windows 95 was the first one that had it, and since then. its a important part of windows and gained major improvements, like the search buit in to windows vista, and windows update in windows 98.
Grandma: How do i open a program?
Grandson: You click on the start menu!
Grandma: Ohhhhhhhh.
When a girl goes down on a guy and as she's giving him a handjob he farts.
Guy 1: Man, last night was so embarrassing.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: My girl was going down on me and as soon as she tugged my dick I farted.
Guy 2: Damn, sounds like she was Starting the Lawnmower.
Starting soon... *dream speed run music*
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Starting soon
Girl: mommy this twitch user is starting soon!
Mommy: I don't care