Dick Itches

an expretion used to vent when something goes wrong. A synonym of "ah fuck" or "son of a bitch"

Dick itches! I'm out of cigerettes

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v-itch

When you have an itch in the vaginal area.

"Why do I always get v-itch's in public!"

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Vaginal Itch

A guy who is a pussy and annoys the hell out of people, especially woman.

That guy is such an irritating pussy he reminds me of vaginal itch.

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june itch

A Wisconsin term for when you jump in a lake or pond in the middle of june and come out with itchy mosquito bites, usually around your legs and lower body. It's is caused by baby mosquitoes which breed in hatch in May, and then turn into larva in june... and bite the crap out of innocent swimmers, before growing up completely in July and terrorizing everybody on land.

I was skinny dipping with a bunch of gay men and afterwards I got mosquito bites all over my damned legs! What? No, I'm sure it's not AIDs... it's probably just June Itch.

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Itch it or Bitch it

A theory of conflict which purports that, when faced with an interpersonal conflict, one can choose to 1.) confront the person directly (i.e., "itch it") or choose to complain about the conflict to those who can do nothing to change it (i.e., "bitch it"). Similar to Fight vs. Flight.

Home girl fell pray to the itch it or bitch it phenomenon; she can go on and keep telling her cousin about it, but what she needs to do is talk with dude, feel me!?

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after itch

The incredible itch lasting a couple of days after mowing your lawn.

I stripped the forest two days ago and I've still got terrible after itch!

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rectial itch

When you are all sweaty and your (ass) itches in the crack and it is really bothering you.

Dang, After playing basketball I was sweating so much that my ass crack was itching so bad....I had a bad case of rectial itch.

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