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an absolutely beautiful white male penis that is the perfect size for vaginal penetration and deep throating. kept in exceptional condition, works incredibly (some would say it works magic), and is groomed often.
"hi jakobe!" "want me to touch jakobe?" "I love jakobe"
A man with a forehead bigger than his dick. Balls sag lower than his standards. It takes a Jake Potts a total of 37 seconds to ejaculate & think of his next lie. God like complex. Takes no responsibility.
I have to take a Jakob Potts. 💩
The act of getting 4th place in a competition
The athlete who didn’t take a podium spot is Jakobing so hard.
One who performs extensive planning and cries when the plan fails. Taking pictures of everyone they're with and everything they eat. The act of kissing someone drunk while being sober and dabs afterward. Someone who is bisexual but argues about being straight while considering fucking the same sex. One who over uses the term "up to you" but does not really mean it.
Someone who is Jakobing : Okay we're going to get 3 Bing Seu's and 2 toasts but up to you na
Alejandro: No I'm not hungry I just want pancakes
Someone who is Jakobing: Are you kidding me? Have you seen the toast it's huge!
Alejandro: No!
Someone who is Jakobing: Up to you na! (walks away mad and crying)
tall super tall guy who’s also known as the hard carry and the txt stan
Jakob: My name is Jakob.
Person: You must be a hard carry and the txt stan!