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Oprah Jeans

Very tight fitting black jeans worn by obese women who have just dropped five pounds in water weight in an effort to show the world that they are no longer fat. These jeans are black since this color hides rolls better than light colors and are usually debuted with hands in the air and a techno beat and pushed along with the temporary arrogance of knowing that turkey is better for you than pork.

Oprah reinvents herself about every five years and walks onto the show wearing her famous Oprah Jeans. Don't we all love getting parenting advice form the richest and most barren woman on the planet?

by Gary Vitalis October 19, 2009

28๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


jean boner

the annoying bump in the crotch area of jeans that resembles an erection.

Question: Holy crap Dick Cheney, are you hard?

Response: No, I just have a jean boner.

by retro geek February 28, 2009

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Jean Grey

Hands down one of the most popular marvel characters.

Jean Grey is one of the most powerful mutants to ever live. She has telepathic and telekinetic abilities.She can create and control flames at will as well as control matter, energy, and thoughts completely. She also can resurrect herself after death.

Woah ive died like 3 times in this video game and i still keep comeing back. Kid #2 Wow you must be pulling a jean Grey

by Phoenix__force August 15, 2009

58๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jean-David

a french guy who has the biggest ass anyone can even imagine

Oh man, i would never want to be a Jean-David, everyone would tease me.

by cubanpigface June 2, 2010

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jean-baptiste

A French bouquet, much french very paris.

Oh my god he is very Jean-Baptiste

by frenchy555 February 24, 2014

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butt jeans

a pair of jeans in which every teenaged girl owns at least one pair with the soul purpose of making the girl's butt look good. butt jeans are different for every girl's unique figure whether they're extra tight in the right places or have curved seams but they all have the same purpose of making a girl's butt look good. and every girl owns at least one pair of butt jeans

girl1: I like your jeans
girl2: thanks these are my butt jeans
girl1: how the heck does your boyfriend get those off?

by the situation July 16, 2013

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


jean-nicolas

a good-looking, charming, intelligent, generally French man.

Wow jean-Nicolas is peng

by by jns December 14, 2017

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