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Jeffery is the other half of your brain that thinks it’s ok to be weak, to accept the laziness of modern society. He lives the more comfortable lifestyle, avoiding all challenges. He criticizes men for beginning their self-improvement journeys, and encourages them to be lazy like him. He excessively eats processed foods, jerks off to porn, and indulges in instant-gratification activities like video games, social media, and tv all day long. He fails to set goals for himself daily and strive towards them. His testosterone levels are to the lowest of the low, and his masculinity is subsiding beneath him. Everyone has a Jeffery within them, but the people with the strongest wills choose not to follow his lead.
Young Gym Bro: Man, beginning my self-improvement was the best decision I’ve ever made.
Adonis: I’m really glad you feel that way. We as men are made for more than just playing video games and watching porn.
Jeffery: *to himself* Look at those idiots. They must never enjoy their lives; working out daily, eating healthy shit, never playing video games, bunch of dumbasses.
Young Gym Bro: Yo Jeffery, you mirin brah?
Adonis: He totally is.
when u finger a girls bumhole and belly button at the same time
MAN: hey babe can i josh jeffery you? been wanting to try that out recently
GIRL: oh ofc im down to try things
The best person in the world, better than everyone else. Finna be a billionaire.
"Yo! Remember Isaac Jefferis? He's a big billionaire now, jeez"
A large man with hard testicles and likes getting a lot of blowys.
Yes my G Jeffery Bimpson lets get pissed with the lads.
Someone who is incredibly smart, handsome, funny, and charismatic person who would beat the shit out of Oswaldo G for being a asshole and not reading Tokio Hotels break up note and being a bitch about it to random people on Snapchat.
Jeffery Cockenberg is so fucking hot I want to date him YASSSSS GIRL SLAYYYYY
When a good pull in The Omega Protocol (Ultimate) happens, it is impossible for a party consisting of the same players to not wipe to Looper and/or Pantokrator in phase 1 of The Omega Protocol (Ultimate) immediately after
person 1: Dude.... I can't believe we wiped to panto after that p6 pull.
person 2: That's Jeffery's Law for you man, it has to happen