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A sad orphan jellyfish, whose parents were eaten by a shark. His best friend is chuck the walrus. It can also be used as an offensive word to call an orphan of the genus Cuboza Chironex species, AKA a box jelly.
Bob-"man that guy is such a billy the jellyfish"
Joe-"yeah i heard his parents were eaten by sharks"
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When someone's hands are damp/clammy due to sweat. It doesn't count if its water or they've just washed their hands.... it has to be gross.
NB: May be offensive to someone with sweat problems.
NB2: Anyone who admits that they have jellyfish hands may use it as a threat.
Friend falling off a ledge: "Help me!"
Other friend safely on ledge: "Here! Take my hand!"
Friend falling off a ledge: *Takes hand and lets go suddenly* "URGH! You have jellyfish hands!!!!"
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Friend 1: Hey! Give my book back!
Friend 2: Haha no way.
Friend 1: I'll jellyfish hand you....
Friend 2: OK OK I'm sorry!
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the act of touching a boob, moving your fingers in the manner of a jellyfish. aka second base.
girl 1: "Hey, did you and Jayson do anything last night?"
girl 2: "Well, he had to leave early so we made out and he jellyfished me."
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A grouping of available sex-seeking females. Gaggle means grouping, jellyfish refers to a certain part of the female anatomy that is soft, squishy, sometimes hairy, sometimes stinging.
Impossible not to get laid tonight; there's a gaggle of jellyfish at the bar.
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Commonly found in a male shower in the combat zone. See sperm.
I always wear sandals when I use the shower to avoid stepping on a combat jellyfish.
When a man jizzes into any basin of water, such as a sink, toilet, shower, or bathtub, and the jizz coagulates into a cohesive, gelatinous mass floating underneath the water - the resulting load of semen resembles a jellyfish.
Eww dude is that a drain jellyfish? Let me use a different sink.
The unfortunate side effect of spending time in a body of water (such as a pool or bath) after being on the receiving end of anal sex.
I went for a swim after getting bummed by several flamboyant gentlemen and to my astonishment I found I kept farting jellyfish.