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An average Jewish Cuckold white guy who is cuckolded with people of color by his Jewish girlfriend. More popular in the Northeast especially among young liberal couples. Jewish cuckold guys are totally chill about their girls cheating with POC.
"Um so Sarah... When you cuck Marc do you let him eat you out afterwards? Or do you let him put his little pink thing in you after you get fucked?"
"Morty loves when I have sex with Latin guys and come home and sit on his face. He jacks his little white thing off while I tell him about me having an actual orgasm from sex,"
"Marc is such a good Jewish Cuckold that he got a vasectomy and paid for Tyrone and I to visit his friends in Jamaica next month."
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Adverb. The act of cumming on a females crown and then putting a piece of fabric or paper on top of it to resemble a yamaka.
She didn't wanna swallow so I gave her a Jewish yamacum instead .
When you're so high that you start thinking you're a Jew.
Dude, I was in fucking Jewish heaven last night.
When she is giving you head and she starts to nibble on your foreskin.
Man 1: woah bro what happen to ya cock?
Man 2: she gave me that nice Jewish Woodchipper bro
Taking a Friday and Saturday off from work/social organizations instead of having a Saturday and Sunday off (or any one, or combination of day(s) off excluding Friday and Saturday). Refers to the Jewish schools, or "Yeshiva", where the Jewish people take Friday and Saturday from school to attend temple.
Guy: Hey, boss. May I have take a Jewish weekend? May I take off on Friday and come in to work on Sunday? I have to attend a wedding.
Boss: Sure.
Guy: Thanks!
When two people blow a mouth full of pennies back and forth into each others mouths. Add some semen to spice things up.
Jake and Alex Enjoyed a nice Jewish Snowball.
Allergy medicine in pill or tablet form.
I took my Jewish crack, so we won't have any trouble at the dog show.