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When you receive a direct blow to the Medial or Lateral Malleolus of the ankle and its hurts for a long ass time.
Last night at the club at Tom pushed me into the stage , I had a wicked Jewish ankle for the rest of the night .
a combination of formal wear with sneakers. Jewish tuxedos often consist of a dress shirt, khakis, white socks, and white/grey sneakers.
Larry David wears a Jewish Tuxedo throughout the Curb Your Enthusiasm series.
When she is giving you head and she starts to nibble on your foreskin.
Man 1: woah bro what happen to ya cock?
Man 2: she gave me that nice Jewish Woodchipper bro
Taking a Friday and Saturday off from work/social organizations instead of having a Saturday and Sunday off (or any one, or combination of day(s) off excluding Friday and Saturday). Refers to the Jewish schools, or "Yeshiva", where the Jewish people take Friday and Saturday from school to attend temple.
Guy: Hey, boss. May I have take a Jewish weekend? May I take off on Friday and come in to work on Sunday? I have to attend a wedding.
Boss: Sure.
Guy: Thanks!
When you find a lot of coins on a table or on the ground.
"Look John, I got 64 cents from Jewish Charity"
When you put coins in the foreskin of a uncircumcised penis
“Hey Larry can I borrow a Quarter?”
“Yeah let me get it out of my Jewish Wallet”
Allergy medicine in pill or tablet form.
I took my Jewish crack, so we won't have any trouble at the dog show.