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Verb. To get completely pissed wasted; constantly wanting to get even more drunk and others around you just as drunk. Often involves excessive amounts of yelling, curse words, and getting kicked out of various establishments.
Guy: "So, what are you doing this summer?"
Girl: "Well I'm going on a month long Contiki tour through Europe."
Guy: "Holy shit. I've been on one of those. You are gonna get jocked every day."
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when someone completely humiliates you, or disses you.
Also if someone destroys you in a freestyle or rap battle.
dude, Mikey totally jocked on you today when he called you not hood.
That rapper Mad Mikey jocked on you during that freestyle battle.
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a ocasionally dumb ass male who has nothing better to do then play a sport football. often confused with the athlet. but wait not all jocks are bad.not all of them only go out with cheerleadersin fact i know a few who hate the cheerleaders and play the game just for the sake of playing it. also are closet poets or gamers.they've just been sterotyped.
srry i really can't do an ex...jock
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A male who has dedicated his life to sports but he really sucks at them and never gets anywhere.
1. He usually wears a baseball cap backwards just to look cool and they are rarely seen without the cap.
2. Drinks a lot of beer because the only way they can interact with people is when they are completely wasted.
3. Usually has not much to talk about except how drunk he got the night before and had penises drawn on his face. Also talks a lot about how many women he's slept with (one-night-stand of course).
4. Usually on steroids tryin to impress the ladies...or dudes.
5. Plays a lot of homosexual games such as grabbing other dudes' crotches but claiming that he is straight.
6. They usually have their ears pierced or have some sort of lame tattoo that they always brag about.
7. They start their day with alcohol and finish their night with alcohol and end up passing out at some random place.
8. They crave attention so much they would probabily suck a dick just to get people's attention.
9. They love giving other jocks high-fives for any lame thing that happens.
A jock talking to other jocks: "Dude I got so wasted last night and I fucked a chick and then passed out in the street. Ended up getting raped by a homeless dude!!"
other jocks:"sweet dude!" *high-fives*
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1. n a person (predominately male) involved in sports; an athlete
2. v to like; showing affection towards another
"Look at that white jock with the white cheerleader. How cute."
"Damn, hella guys were jocking her at the mall the other day!"
or, put both together to say:
"That jock, a member of the football team, was trying to jock this girl he had no chance whatsover with."
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A Man.
A Real Man, Alpha Male, Lord over the weak, is always the Best at His Sports, always gets the last Word, and is ALWAYS Right!
Jock: "hey homo, time to gimmie my homework, better get an A, faggot!"
gay: "yes Sir, Thank You for the Honor, Sir!"
Jock: "That's a good faggot, meet me after school at the field house, I'm gonna give you a swirley and make you eat my disgusting football practice jockstrap."
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