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Josh is just the most awesome person on earth, he gets all the chicks, and is real down to earth, and plays in a ravecore band. Also he has so much game it's not even funny, you have to hide your wives, and sometimes hide your kids. Furthermore, he has superpowers and can control peoples minds with his eyes, and move things without even touching them.
Person1: Dude, there is something about that kid Josh, he just is so awesome.
Person2: Ya, I heard he plays in a ravecore band, and can move things with his mind.
Person1: Where did you hear that?
Person2: Urban Dictionary, so it must be true.
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To masturbate, to knock one off.
eg: One
'Man, i could do with a Josh, i'm so horny'
'Well, to Josh now would be nice, but you'll have to wait'
Or
eg: Two
Joe: 'Ahh, that Josh last night was mega'
Conor: 'I could really use one, I haven't had a Josh for quite some time.'
eg: Three
'Look at her! I'd give that a Josh!'
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Tall boy. Very tall boy. Sneaky 10/10 boy.
You so small such a Josh tsk tsk
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Josh is a dyslexic teen with a hunchback. And will try to make a joke funny but fails miserably. He also has OCD and loves when things are symmetrical and is also big gay.
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Verb: the act of whispering and or yelling penis at complete strangers at random times then often followed by running and strange giggling.
man: the world sure is a strange place isn't kid. but don't worry i...(whisper) penis, penis, penis, penis.
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed
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A simp that'll do anything for woman and will deny it once you point it out.
Person 1: "Josh you're a simp."
Josh: "Uhh that's not true.
Josh is crazy. He says uh oh stinky and is obsessed with Carl Azuz. He has many friends and is one of the class clowns. He likes to Yeet things and sing Mo Bamba during class. He is dirty minded and is a meme god. He’s either watching memes, FaceTiming his gc or playing fortnite on his switch. He enjoys being home alone and making jokes around his friends. Is kinda popular and goofy. He’s smart and tells ppl when he farts. (And he’s friends with Jorge the monkey)
Juan: Josh I just shit my pants
Josh: Oof
Arianna: Juan cut the shit, I know you fucked my mom!!!
Josh: Oof
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