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A three way between three women. This phrase comes from the fact that kangaroos have three vaginas and threeways are always a party.
Sariah: Hey Maria and Yolanda do you gals wanna have a kangaroo party tonight?
Yolanda: Ya I will bring some dental dams.
Doggie style, sharing a pair of pants/shorts/boxers/etc.
I totally banged her kangaroo style.
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A term commonly used in reference to a man's erection. Basement meaning pants, and the kangaroo speaks for itself...
"Derick totally had a kangaroo in the basement when he was helping you on your golf swing today."
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A sex act in which multiple people have sex with a woman, and one male starts from the other end of the room when another male is already penetrating the woman and the male from the other end of the room jumps and kicks her in the mouth and makes her bleed. If he doesn't at first attempt he has to retry.
Why did Paige have messed up teeth?
She went all out with the Siamise Kangaroo.
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The adhesive formed after a male masterbates lying on his back and falls asleep before cleaning up, and wakes up with his penis stuck to his stomach.
After a good whack and nap I almost pulled the skin off the head of my penis when I went to take a piss because of all the kangaroo paste.
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to the comment above you forgot Glitter in one of the worst movies ever made and i hear Gigli will suck too
Wow they're actually paying people to see Glitter
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A very large woman's (280+) breast that is long and saggy that gets stuck in her gut. Her gut is like a kangaroo pouch holding a baby joey.
Oh my god, there is a baby kangaroo in my pocket. Nope I just have Kangaroo Tit
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