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Cow + minge = Kinge.
Not necessarily a cow's minge (or vagina). An incidental meeting of a cow and a minge to create The Kinge.
"Check that Kinge, heavy like a hinge holding up a well-big door. Singe that kinge, furry like a minge, in need of a wet-fresh trim."
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Someone you haven't figured out yet.
I don't know him very well, I'm gonna have to go King on him.
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A large moldy growth in Clarissa's mini-fridge.
Kelsey>>
HOLY GOD! What the fuck is that?
Clarissa>>
All hail, "The King!"
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Richard Petty
NASCAR driver
200 wins
7 Championships
Yes he's the king.
If not better than Dale, certainly damn close.
Dale Earnhardt Sr. is equal to or slightly greater than The King.
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Kings is a drinking game. Best Played with 5 people or more. You'll need a deck of cards. Mix the cards and spread them around in a circle. Place a big cup in the middle. Everyone picks out what they wanna drink.
Rules:
2 is for you - pick someone else to drink
3 is for me - you drink
4 is on the floor - last person to touch the floor drinks
5 is for chicks - girls drink
6 is for dicks - guys drink
7 is for heaven - last person to raise their hand drinks
8 is pick a mate - you pick someone to drink whenever you drink, will cause a chain reaction lol probably the funniest rule!
9 is for a rhyme - say a word and the one to say something that doesnt rhyme drinks
10 is for Categories - ex: colors (purple, blue, pink, etc..)
Jack is make a rule - rules can be anything from speaking a different language to kissing the person next to you before each time you drink to saying something stupid everytime a person talks etc. Rules can be canceled by other Jacks. If the rule is broken the person has to drink obviously
Queen is for question - keeping asking questions to a different person (not the one that asked you), if a person just makes a statement or asks the person that asked them they drink
King is for the cup - first three kings pour their drink into the middle cup, last king drinks it all!
A is for waterfall - everyone starts drinking at the same time as the person who got the card and can only stop when the person before them stops
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East Midlands slang term... to claim immunity from something, cross index and middle fingers of both hands and hold them up, and say "I've got Kings", it should be enough to get you off the hook or out of doing a chore
the opposite of "Dibs" or "Bags"
4 men at the bar in the Pub...
1st man: 'whos turn is it to get the beers in? I got the last ones in.'
2nd man: "Not me - I've got Kings!" (holding up crossed fingers)
3rd man: "Kings!" (also holding up crossed fingers)
1st man points to 4th man and says "...odd lines mate...they've got Kings... go get the beer!"
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a dick head that chills in irc and says yu all the time and calls his gf every 5 minutes.
<-king-> you're rude!!!!
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