A red headed bitch with herpes, who wont tell you she has it. She will also steal your money and say a baby's yours when its really not.
Concerned Friend: "Man that bitch pulled a Kristy G on you".
Guy: Yeah, man I gotta go get checked and a DNA test. DAMNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Really mishandled that situation... I could have fixed it.... You're paying these people to do things and I am so much better than them....
Hym "Ohoho and fix it I could... The need to hire me for Kristi Noem's PR team... Honey, I would give you the world... All you have to do is let me out of the cage..."
Pull a Kristi, cheat on your partner on their bed.
The cash register lady said have a nice day? Pull a Kristi for sure.
A woman who has committed multiple war crimes in the former Yugoslavia.
You may think that you killed all the witnesses, but one remains. I know what you did, kristi. Can't keep hiding forever.
A female who makes chronic attempts to prevent a father from seeing his children without cause.
My ex is really being a Kristi, I just want to see my kids.