Cleaning ones vag and letting it air dry after
M: What are you doing on the bed over there?
E: Oh, just my labia laundry before my date tonight, gotta be fresh!
A girl who ditches her friends every time she gets a new guy!
Male Version: Dick Ditcher
"That bitch finally earned the title labia leaver after the 3rd time she stopped talking to me when she found a new boyfriend."