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When your landlord increases the rent on your condominium to the point that you don't even have the money to buy a toaster.
My landlord just increased the rent on my condo, now I can't afford that fancy new smart toaster I've been waiting to buy. I guess you could call this predicament "lack toast and taller rent".
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To be caught in the act of having no pants. This is a major offense and is taken seriously by all PoPo. This is only second to FLG: Flagrant Lack of Genitals, which is to be caught in the act of having no genitalia.
" Jimmy was caught in the act of having no pants... now they're giving him a cavity probing... Poor Jimmy "
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The fear of not having a pen when you need one. This condition may cause a person (usually female) to carry at least 5 pens in her purse.
"Damn, her purse must weigh 20 pounds!"
"Ya, she's got the lack-of-ink-o-phobia..."
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Lack of Motherly Hug Syndrome (LMHS) is a very rare condition that a child endures when not receiving enough hugs from their mother, or a very meager, to no amount of affection. It is very uncommon to hear of LMHS, but it exists in families in which the mother is very mean and does not like to hug her children.
Man, my mom never stops giving me hugs! Its embarassing!!
Hey dude at least she cares about you!
I got this Lack of Motherly Hug Syndrome cause my mom hates me =(
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when an individual (generally a straight male) has a critically large lack of female acquaintances. these individuals are usually called out when they do something unintelligent.
Bob: Did u know that Jeff peed in the pool???
Bob-2: He must have a severe lack of female acquaintances.
Bob: fr...
It is the way they surfer dudes great each other
“What’s cracker lacking dude”
“Not much, you”
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When you haven’t seen a single tiddy for a while, and you yearn just to see one.
person 1: *shivers*
person 2: “what’s wrong?”
person 1: “i- i have severe Lack of Tiddy Syndrome (LTS).”
person 2: “aww... here,” *pops tiddy out*
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