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When you have to quickly pee so you put all your energy into your dick and launch a powerful stream of urine.
I got in the bathroom, and did a Pelvic Power Launch. I had to get done quick so I didn't get caught by the meteor.
When your drunk and you send an embarrassing text to your girlfriend/boyfriend and he/she remembers but you dont.
Girl: he went out with his mates last night.
Friend: oh right what happened?
Girl: he sent me a DEATH LAUNCH!!
Friend: how bad was it?
Girl: Bad, but at least he wont remember!!!
When a nasty bastard takes a dump in the pool.
Hey man, did you hear about Steve? He did a Mexican Boat Launch at the community centre last night!
A large party used for celebrating the new team or era
"Can we talk later I have to go celebrate the new team at a launch party. "
The act of loading a hotdog into your partners anus then positioning yourself where they can launch it into your mouth.
Disclosure: condiments such as jizz or squirt can be added
Couple 1: We did the dog launch last night with the Costco quarter pound hotdogs.
Couple 2: No way! Frank hasn’t been able to graduate past Nathan’s.
When you feel a boner coming on so you stop all forms of affectionate/sexual activity any pray that you dont get one.
Girl:*Moves up close to a guy.
Guy: Whoa abort launch sequence
quickly accelerating up an onramp
look at that honky launch! stop and go with nowhere to go. what an idiot!