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Gurt: i used the mexican lawn mower on my dearest buddy and he released an 18lbs fountain of shit!
A lawnmower made in mexico.
John: Wanna cut the grass with my special "Mexican Lawnmower"?
Frank: Nah.
Gurt: Yo!
Frank: Sybau
Whilst having intercourse in missionary position, the male or female penetrating forcefully rips out the receiving ends pubs, causing blood to drip down toward their vagina, they are usually screaming in pain. The penetrator rubs their fellatio in the blood and reinserts it. The act is usually done on siblings.
"aye man my sister and I tried the Mississippi lawnmower last night, it was amazingly rough."
When you keep talking after a joke doesn't land or nobody gets a subject, and you keep sputtering nearly nonsensical words until the conversation just dies out. Usually a pretty numbing process.
Dude, stop talking. You're lawnmowering my brain into mush.
When a man wears shorts which are short enough to expose his balls when bending in a certain manner in which to display them for a neighbor.
Dammit, Ronnie just pulled a lawnmower greg on me. Left ones lower!
When a man wears shorts that expose his testacles due to their short length and bending over excessively to present the balls in a well displayed manner for the neighbors.
Damn it man, Ronnie just pulled a lawnmower greg on me. You know his left one is longer?
A sexual act in which a man rips out a woman’s pubes out with his teeth as he vibrates his lips on her pussy lips
Hey bro I gave my girl a Sweedish lawnmower and she squirted everywhere
the sexual practice of the female taking laxatives for projectile fecees but to be plugged with a large anal bead toy then unplugged at climax while in doggy
Last night me and my girlfriend hot the lawnmower