bread leaving

The act of leaving slices of bread in public toilets (mainly by homosexuals) to absorb the aroma of the cubicles where random sexual encounters take place (local beat). The bread is then removed by the perp and then taken home, held up to ones nose and masturbated wildly too while enjoying the smells of the public toilet in the comfort of his own home.

George Michael was tired of getting busted having sex in public toilets so he took up bread leaving.

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gardening leave

A euphemism for being laid off from work, or being suspended for a long period not through your own choice.

"Jayne couldnt cope with her new role in the organisation so she was given gardening leave"

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green leaves

Another term for Weed.

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leaving room

When you know no one is home so you go to your leaving room which is anywhere in the house you are free to masturbate in.

Kevin knows no one is home so he lays down in his leaving room couch to let a load.

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lucy leave

amazing song by Syd Barrett, lead singer of Pink Floyd in their first years

Leave, when I ask you to leave, Lucy
Please, far away from me, Lucy
Oh, go little girl
(Lucy Leave)

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Chicken Leaving

The part of a chicken strip, finger or tender which is inedible; usually found at the thicker tip of the aforementioned finger or tender. It should always be left on the plate. More-processed strips will have a higher concentration at the tip, while more natural strips may have leavings spread through-out.

Skilled chicken leavings hunters can identify the leavings from the appearance of the strip, while less aluent leavingsers may require a guidebook.

Any restaurant's chicken strip should have an area of chicken leavings at one tip.

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Freedom leave

Any sudden and/or unexplained absence; going AWOL. Similar formation as "Freedom fries," "Freedom kissing," "Freedom flag" and "Freedom lover."

Lt. George W. Bush took Freedom leave from the Texas Air National Guard.

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