bread leaving

The act of leaving slices of bread in public toilets (mainly by homosexuals) to absorb the aroma of the cubicles where random sexual encounters take place (local beat). The bread is then removed by the perp and then taken home, held up to ones nose and masturbated wildly too while enjoying the smells of the public toilet in the comfort of his own home.

George Michael was tired of getting busted having sex in public toilets so he took up bread leaving.

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green leaves

Another term for Weed.

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gardening leave

A euphemism for being laid off from work, or being suspended for a long period not through your own choice.

"Jayne couldnt cope with her new role in the organisation so she was given gardening leave"

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Freedom leave

Any sudden and/or unexplained absence; going AWOL. Similar formation as "Freedom fries," "Freedom kissing," "Freedom flag" and "Freedom lover."

Lt. George W. Bush took Freedom leave from the Texas Air National Guard.

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administrative leave

when you lose your job (are asked to leave) but still get paid, probably because the company might not be able to legally fire you

The guard who caused all the bad publicity for Airport X by temporary leaving his post has been placed on administrative leave while they investigate the situation.

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leaving room

When you know no one is home so you go to your leaving room which is anywhere in the house you are free to masturbate in.

Kevin knows no one is home so he lays down in his leaving room couch to let a load.

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lucy leave

amazing song by Syd Barrett, lead singer of Pink Floyd in their first years

Leave, when I ask you to leave, Lucy
Please, far away from me, Lucy
Oh, go little girl
(Lucy Leave)

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