let me drive the boat

The basic, go-to Instagram caption for thirst trap lake trip photos, typically posted by white girls age 18-25, who should never be trusted to drive any motorized vehicle.

Brittneigh: What should I caption this slutty pic so people think I love the lake and not just attention?

Brynneleighy: “Let me drive the boat!”

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let me put a one on that

when you want anyone to know who is top dog...or who has the biggest penis..

you walk up to a group of guys who are talking about anything and you interrupt them and say "let me put a one on that" and whip it out

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it’s my chicken let me fuck it

And old country saying.
Means leave me alone or get off my case.

Hillbilly Joe said to Tommy Bill, “Tell me about your cows.”

Tommy Bill was tired of being asked about the damn cows so he said, “ it’s my chicken let me fuck it !”

let me pee on your chest

if you say this, you're going to hell.

person 1 : let me pee on your chest
person 2 : ok sure
person 1 : *pees on person 2's chest*
person 2 : dude what the hell i was joking you pervert

Let me catch my son

When you catch your son doing something effeminate, cringeworthy or something else that you or most others would find acceptable. Such things include simping, wearing Call of Duty socks or wearing a dress.

Let me catch MY son paying for only fans

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Let me be the grave to your tears

The sentence "Let me be the grave to your tears" is a metaphorical expression that means "let me be the one who helps you overcome your sorrow or grief."

The word "grave" typically refers to a burial place for the dead, and tears are often associated with mourning or sadness. So, the sentence is essentially saying that the speaker wants to be a place where the other person can lay their sadness to rest, similar to how a grave provides a final resting place for the deceased.

In other words, the speaker is offering to be a source of comfort and support for the person who is experiencing sadness or grief.

Lara: If only I were to have a place to let go of my burdens and cries...

Bob: Oh Lara, let me be the grave to your tears

Let me do my business

When your ketty as fuck and nobody will let you just get on with your business

Stan *ties laces*
Archie *starts filming*
Stan: “Let me do my business”