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The best fucking comidian on the planet he rules. I have 2 of his cds and he has neck flab which is cool for him hes the most awsome person not to be hot ohh his Health club is IHOP
"If I had that kind of money I would buy a personal ball washer now I can tell some of you pulling away from me and that hurts me because I came a long way just to share my dream with you
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Known to be an incredible actor, sometimes writes jingles. Is quite tall , quite dumb. Addicted to responding to people on instagram. Hobbies include travelling to new york to go to apple jacks. Loves eggs benedict. Known to wear black clothing to hide lack of gym going.
When i have the time to write songs inbetween my insane acting schedule - i write them. Im not actually an actor.
My sound is acoustic, i try to things very raw and organic. When a song comes i literally cant do anything until i finish it - ill spend maybe 2 weeks obsessing over it until its finished. And hope it turns out well.
My favorite cartoon would have to have been the simpsons.
That is song is very dean lewis. Meaning incredibly sad.
So we have a FAKE reporter doing a REAL report on a REAL movie about a FAKE reporter. I can't take it!
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The greatest comedian on the planet.
"We believe that whoever has the most stuff when he dies, wins. Well, you're dead, fuck-nut. So you didn't win."
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The first driver of Black Origin to be a Formula one Driver.
Not only that, but he is also very, very good. Finishing on the podium in his first three races and currently joint leader of the championship.
Lewis Hamilton - future F1 champion.
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From Pulp Fiction at Jack Rabbit Slim restaurant. It's a 5$ vanilla shake. No bourbon. Named after Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis, a comedy duo from the 40's and 50's. They were white guys hence the vanilla.
The alternative was Amos & Andy which would have been a chocolate shake.
Amos & Andy were black, hence the chocolate.
Waiter: Hi im buddy, what could i get you?
Mia wallace: i'll have a durward kirby burger, bloddy. And a 5$ Shake.
Waiter: how would you like that Shake, Martin and Lewis or Amos and Andy?
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A comidian who pissed off about pretty much everything. His health spa is IHOP, his favorite drug is nyquil, he hates being jewish and he dicovered why we get an aniurism. He has a segment on the Daily Show called Back in Black.
"I would have celebrated christmas this year but i can't because i'm fucking jewish" -Lewis Black
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