Something that human beings posses... when they’re not dead.
Life is meaningless and death is inevitable. Love is a lie and the universe is a hologram.
life is a lot like a penis soft, straight and hanging free until a women comes along and makes it hard
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The thing that keeps kicking you in the balls even when you think you're protected by three hundred meters of steel. When the thing finally stops kicking your sexual organs, you die. Great.
Life was a bit less of a bitch today.
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why tf did i have to be born?!
life is a bitch and we all know it too.