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life

Something that human beings posses... when they’re not dead.

Life is meaningless and death is inevitable. Love is a lie and the universe is a hologram.

by Jonamemed March 28, 2018


life

life is a lot like a penis soft, straight and hanging free until a women comes along and makes it hard

my life is a penis

by easy way out May 25, 2018

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life

The thing that keeps kicking you in the balls even when you think you're protected by three hundred meters of steel. When the thing finally stops kicking your sexual organs, you die. Great.

Life was a bit less of a bitch today.

by Anakior November 23, 2017


life

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OMG, life sucks.

by EnolaHolmes March 19, 2022


life

why tf did i have to be born?!

life is a bitch and we all know it too.

by just kill me plz #emolife May 21, 2018


life

life is a no

today, life

by adam reussel January 15, 2018


life

there is no meaning to life

life is horibal

by stuff9.0 April 13, 2021