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When you take such a massively long poop, and part of it sticks out of the toilet water; this creates a worse smelling aftermath than the typical shit, as raw feces are sticking out of the water.
-"How was the shit?"
-Terrible dude, I totally Dropped a Linda.
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preforming oral on a mensturating girl
i gave her a spicey linda and she gave me an Eric the Red
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A linda moment is having a blonde moment but being brunette. Also a linda moment is dumber than a blonde moment.
Ex.
I just had the biggest linda moment ever! Im so dumb.
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A beautiful girl that you hold close to your headt and you would do anything for her.
Que lo que mama linda? Ten cuidado con esa vaina 😵 💫
A paranoid mother who is scared of her kids catching flying m&ms with their mouth.
“NO THATS DANGEROUS” -says a Linda Lee
Take a Linda. (Verb)
To profusely shit from a prolapsed and gaping asshole all while eating a bowl of yogurt topped with dehydrated fruit and granola. Helps to clomplete the action if checkung e-mail or snail mail.
She's been in the bathroom for over an hour! Is she taking a Linda?
Man-she killed a man, her name was Linda Beck
Woman- OMG WHAT THE HECK
Man-that rhymed
Woman-oh, hehe
Man-I love you
Woman- Me..me too
DA END